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In a perfect world
People would fuck trees
(overpopulation a big problem guys...)

In a perfect world
Everyone would say please
(that's actually true...)

A perfect world
Would be full of peace

In a perfect world
Billy Bob could marry his niece
(ye haw)

A perfect world
Would be full of four leaf clovers

In a perfect world
This song would be over

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But the world's not perfect
No it's not
The world's not perfect
But it's what we got
The world's not perfect but it keeps on spinning
The world's not perfect so keep on grinning

SORRY VEGETARIANS

But in a perfect world all bacon would be free
In a perfect world bologna wouldn't be spelled with a fuckin G

But the world's n ot perfect that why there's
Terrorist and weird skin lumps

Why there's global climate change
and Donald FUCKING Trump

Why there's toothpaste without caps'
And dogs without owners
And one day in church I
Got a boner

I can't be the obly person whose done that...
Really??
Jesus
HA
But whatever it doesn't matter
Cause like I've been sayin
The world's not perfect
So
Fuck
You
:)

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from Catchy Dumb Tunes for Catching Dumb People, released February 3, 2017

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soxsux Providence, Rhode Island

my blood is cheese

half comedy half folk punk all stupid... I've also gotten "offbeat grunge" before, so whatever that means
no affiliation with the red sox...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=XmpivN-8Ryg

^they cut a lot out

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjnxrNUayLo

^they didn't!

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